How do I trick a beautiful Southern Belle into marrying me?

Serious answers only. This is important|||You had me at pretending to have narcolepsy :)|||Tell her you're pregnant|||get her pregnant|||Ask her if she likes mountain dew.|||JACK and DANIELS....lots of it shes a bit of Lush|||Just go to Alabamy with a banjo on yer knee boy!!|||Spike the sweet tea and take her to Vegas?|||Have her meet you in Vegas. Then catch a cab and use the drive-thru chapel.|||Hows yer BBQ skills (and I don't mean grillin').|||When ya find out, let me know.|||Good nanner puddin.....you will have her eating out of the palm of your hands!